Monday, November 5, 2007

DICTATOR TOTS: PERVEZ MUSHARRAFF


With a haircut that contains 98% of the mousse in the Islamic world and a mustache that hints of international drug money and lazy Sundays, topping off a uniform so badass it must have come from a costume shop, Pervez Musharraff is dressed to kill a lot of people.




The beret, the glasses… I can’t believe General President Musharraff is taking tips from Mystery the pickup artist. I believe this is “Pea cocking.” Add some headphones around the neck and you’ll be getting mad digits.

Does the third war medal from the right say “800 meters backstroke?”

“No, really, it’s my favorite hat—I wear it all the time. We’re allies. Really.”

1 comment:

El Presidente General said...

Try my new taste treat sensation! Dictater Tots!