Monday, November 26, 2007

HEZBOLLOG!

Something tells me, when this many people are praying against a meeting about setting up more meetings to discuss the peace process, it ain’t gonna work any time soon.


Alli, Math was fun. Don’t change over the nuclear winter! LOL! BFF!!!


If Jewish girls didn’t have that whole bad blowjob thing, I’d totally be a Zionist.

“I swear to God, if another Christian asks me to be in their Nativity scene,I’m just going to blow the whole damn thing up.”

The Palestinians are clearly having way more fun fighting this war--
posing for new myspace pics in the middle of battle-- that's hardcore

I’ve got nothing against the Jews, but holy shit, these guys are so much hipper than them. Any minute now, a young Che Guevera could speed by on his moped.


Except for this guy.
He’s all, “hey, we’re at war-- whatever, I’m still gonna dance. Fuck you for judging me.”


"If I had known this Jihad had a hay ride, I would have signed up years ago."

Just doing his job.

Pursuing his passion.

He just wants it more.

The clever thing is, Israel doesn’t necessarily “bomb” the Palestinians or declare war, they just send in a construction crew and methodically raise your house. “What war? We’re just working on a new suburb.” Pretty fuckin’ clever.

“I’ve had enough. You wear your pants. I fucking quit!”

Infantada.

"well, I like the space, and the kitchen is nice,
but how often did you say the front gets sprayed?”


“I can’t believe you took a desk job. You’ve gotten soft.”

“Yeah, but you know how it is, with the Kathy and the kids and all…”


“First he tells us to drag the body to the East side of town, now he says drag it back downtown. Does he even know what a pain in the ass this is? I swear ever since he took that desk job, Ahmed has become such a dick.”


Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert’s wife looks like she teaches art to under-privileged kids on the weekends to help her sleep.

A rare smile from President Bush as he realizes that in a year, all this shit will be somebody else’s problem.

Last semester, senior year.

Look over Olmert’s right shoulder. Has that bust of Lincoln always looked so depressed or is that something new?

"So if you don’t celebrate Chanukah, who does?”
“The Jews”
“Right right right, Gews.”

“Do you do this with your hands? I do this with my hands too. At least we’ve got that…”

“Seriously, thanks for comin’. Sure you don’t want a pinecone? All right then.”

“Dear God, please make me a bird, so I can fly, fly far far away..."

“Ehmud! Holy shit—good to see you! I can’t believe your still doin’ this shit—Jesus, it takes it’s toll. Listen, I gotta roll, the RV’s idlin’ outside.”

“Hold on—just one minute! I have to tell story of anthrax. You wouldn’t believe, he had full vile of anthrax and just wave it all over UN with straight face! No kidding, real-ass anthrax and a straight face!”

1 comment:

Alex said...

And what do you think of Obadiah Shoher's arguments against the peace process ( samsonblinded.org/blog/we-need-a-respite-from-peace.htm )?