Tuesday, November 13, 2007

KARMA'S A BITCH, THEN YOU MARRY ONE

This Indian guy married a dog yesterday to atone for his cruelty to two dogs 15 years ago when he stoned them and then hung them from a tree. (go ahead, take a minute). Since then, his legs and arms have grown deformed and crippled, which he believes is bad karma brought on by his actions.

I've always believed that doing things just for good karma is, in fact, bad karma. He's not sorry he tortured dogs, he's sorry his legs are crippled. I hope he doesn't realize that consummating the marriage will be even worse karma.

"Grab your crippled ankles, arf!"

1 comment:

Doc Wobbles said...

I wonder if he'll sell their first litter of pups or raise them himself?