Tuesday, November 20, 2007

MONKEYS ARE COOLER THAN YOU

'"Look, m' cock"

As cities in India grow outward, more and more monkeys are coming into town and stealing things like cell phones and soft drinks. What’s more, now when women try to scare them, the monkeys slap the women. Jesus, they’re so like us.

According to Goneswar Das, “It is a cause of serious concern in my area, with more than 1,000 such simians turning aggressive by the day.” Fuck yeah, the monkey wars are on!!!


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