Tuesday, November 13, 2007

PARIS PROJECTS PROBLEMS ON ELEPHANTS

Paris Hilton spoke out on the true and hilarious problem of drunken elephants stampeding villages in developing nations. She said, "The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them."

Everyone grew silent as no one mentioned the metaphorical drunken pink elephant in the room ...

... or the literal one staring them in the face.

"That's it, take the peanuts..."


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