Wednesday, November 28, 2007

POPE ELEVATES CARDINALS, FLAUNTS BLING

Wait, is this the part in the Bible where Jesus storms into the temple, gets all pissed and knocks shit over because it's corrupt?

Or is this the part where Leia's chained up in that bikini next to him.

God loves him, but the camera doesn't.

Those are their church clothes. No shit.

Jesus used to wash his apostles feet. Just sayin'- that's all.

"Cardinal of Iraq, eh? Well, let's not blame Jesus if that doesn't work out."

Why is this guy so scared to die and be judged by his maker?

"And here is your ridiculous red hat just like Jesus used to never wear."

"And POOF! You're slightly more important than you used to be."

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