Tuesday, November 27, 2007


I'd like to donate blood to her the old fashioned way.

The American Red Cross has fired President Mark Everson after finding he had an affair with a subordinate worker. I hope they had safe sex. Lord knows unprotected sex is dangerous enough, but havin' unsafe sex in the Red Cross offices just sounds like a death wish. Even those desks have AIDS.

Everson joined the Red Cross in May after serving as commissioner of the IRS. Yes, that IRS. Now who's an asshole for hating the Red Cross?!?

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