Tuesday, November 20, 2007

YOUR SON SAM SUCKS

Nice Merit Badges son, I'm really proud of all your hard...wait a second...

A new study suggests that a child initials may indicate his propensity for success. According to the study, children with the initial “C” or “D” were more likely to do poorly in school and kids whose name started to “K” are more likely to strike out in baseball.

The authors claim there may be a psychological connection with failure, but I think Dale and Darrell are fucking dolts and Kenneth and Kyle might be little queer.

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