Sunday, December 23, 2007

CHINESE ATTACK DOGS ARE TEACHING PANDA BEARS HOW TO FIGHT!!

As we all know, PANDAS are nature's prison bitch. If you can catch one, just pick it up and fuck it. That's not even illegal, so you know. You CAN make love to an endangered species.

Anyhoo. Our friends in the peoples' republic of LEAD have begun using highly-trained military police dogs as fighting instructors for PANDA BEARS being reintroduced into the wild.

It shouldn't be that hard, the Panda's only natural predators are Tiggers and MyLittlePonies.

I am alarmed. As a rule, it is bad for mankind when other species of animals get together for combat training.
This can not end well for us.

Imagine that the PANDA takes very well to the dog's military teachings...

They already have a pair of "operatives" at every zoo in every american city!!

Pray that the newly emboldened warrior PANDA does not get the bomb.

-MERRY APOCALYSTMAS EVE!!

(guest blogger John Wessling)

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