Friday, December 21, 2007

GODZILLA BIN LADEN

(guest blogger John Wessling)

If you think our congress is knee-deep in dip-shit, well then you haven’t seen dick.

In TOKYO, the parliament-non-funkadelic (or whatever) have been debating for weeks whether or not its okay to shoot down a UFO and who-pays-for-what just in case a GODZILLA attacks!



Turns out that ever since, umm, you know, well...we nuked them at the end of WWII, they’ve grown to be a little particular about what flies around or drops into their “precious” little airspace.

Evidently once your society has experienced some thermonuclear activity, resulting generations become quite wary of the great ABOVE.

The DEFENSE MINISTER promised that in case of Godzilla attack, the troops would get the equipment and all FUNDING they need.

“In fact we’ve already drawn up some plans...we could go ahead and take the money now, so we’re ready when it happens...we’d like it in 20’s please.

Now I get it!
“You keep making up your monsters and we’ll keep on doing the same.


I know he’s evil and all, but dammit,
they are so cute when they're little!


ONLY 3 MORE DAYS UNTIL THE APOCALYSTMAS!!

(OR THE CHRISTMOCALYPSE)

WHICHEVER IS SCARIER!!!

-jw

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