Wednesday, December 19, 2007

IN DEFENSE OF YOUNG SOUTHERN GIRLS GETTING KNOCKED UP

The Spears girls are like those Russian dolls you open up, and there's a smaller doll inside, then a smaller one, and a smaller one. Hell, even her 12 week-old fetus is probably pregnant.


Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant at age 16. I know—big fucking surprise. Y’alltism clearly runs in the family. A lot of people are going to make fun of Jamie Lynn for being Southern white trash that got knocked up at 16, which granted is fun and an easy to do, but it’s not that simple. Here’s the truth: the only part about this that’s uniquely Southern, is that she’s keeping the baby.

Young Hollywood celebutaunt pop tards have had more princess pageant babies sucked out of them then the output turbine in the abortion ship that skates through international waters givin’ chicks from uptight countries the hold hoover an’ hanger. The only difference is the Spears girls keep ‘em. They’re like little bald kittens, y’all.


1 comment:

tommy james said...

Nesting dolls is the term you were referring to.

And she HAS to keep the baby - like it or not.

For if she has an abortion, it just makes Britney look that much worse. It's called guilty by association and their mom would literally kill Jamie for ruining Britney's career any more than Britney has already done herself.