Tuesday, December 18, 2007

NASA CAPTURES MORE DESTRUCTIVE STARS THAN TMZ

If the last thing I see before the world ends looks like sci-fi velvet art hangin on the wall of a stoner's single wide, I'm going to be really pissed.

NASA recorded footage of a massive, rogue “death-star” galaxy hurling through space, attacking and destroying every other planet, star, and galaxy it comes across. Yes, “death-star” is there term. You know what? I don’t think I’m going to pay my credit card bill this month.

Scientists believe the death-star galaxy was formed after two stars died, creating a worm hole between two massive black holes so anti-massive, it collapsed upon itself. More specifically, it was when a vast paradoxical volume of nothingness squared itself as Paris Hilton spoke to reporters about spirituality and Britney Spears simultaneously bent over, grabbed her ankles with one pudgy hand and experimented with narcotic suppositories with the other. Her fingers may be fat like dinner sausages, but they can’t fill that void.

1 comment:

evrenseven said...

you have a credit card?