Tuesday, December 18, 2007


Remember way back when MTV used to do those specials "Sex in the 90's" and on that one episode there where these two guido brothers from Jersey that went through gallons of cologne and self tanner and crimped their hair? Well, that guy's the Santa equivalence.

A mall Santa in Boston was sexually assaulted by a grown woman who was on crutches. I’m not sure what the crutches have to do with it, but they seem like an important detail. Of course we all expect mall Santas to touch little boys and girls, but this is like watching a priest getting his anus punched by an altar boy.

However, it was only fourth degree sexual assault, which I’m pretty sure even includes talking about a handjob.

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