Friday, December 28, 2007

PROJECT RUN-AWAY


"Is that a SCUD in your pocket, or are you happy to--
AWW FUCK IT, just go ahead and stone me already."


IRAQ AP- Hardline Muslim extremists who believe it is sinful for women to appear beautiful in public have forced many beauticians to move their trade underground.

C'mon guys, some of us here in the Great Satan are trying to give peace a chance, the least you could do is let your ladies play with make-up and ease up on the honor killing. I've seen pictures, you've got some cute girls over there sweating to death under all that wool!

Maybe if you snuggled up with a sweet-smelling, 2 browed delight instead of PAVAROTTI-in-a-hot-garbage-bag... you might not be so extremist about things.

Sunni and Shiite militants began blowing up beauty salons roughly two years ago, all in an effort to stamp out what they view as the corrupting spread of Western culture.

On the bright side, it's good to see they can agree on something.

"You are all still in the running to be DEATH-TO-AMERICA's
Next Top Model ...and I'm going to flog you."

(guest blogger John Wessling, "I coulda JIHAD a V8!")

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