Tuesday, December 11, 2007

A NEEDLE, A SPOON, AN' A SCRIP TO THE MOON

Study Finds Fewer Cool Kids in America

A new study released by the White House claims illicit drug use is down for teens. However it is important to note that President Bush does not consider snorting, shooting, or freebasing Oxycontin illicit.

Not surprisingly, prescription pain killer abuse is through the roof. I guess the teens have a sore ass from all the sex they're not having.

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