Tuesday, December 4, 2007

SAINTS AND SIMMERS

St. Agnes, patron Saint of virgins. "Does it count if I stick it in your throat?"

A company in Italy is selling downloadable pictures of Saints for Catholics to carry like a “Santino” which are the little cardboard pictures of Saints that Italians carry around, religiously. However, some people (the Vatican) are upset, claiming “it’s a distortion of sacred things.” But actually, it’s a clearer picture. And it appears magically in the palm of your hand. Sounds pretty Saint like to me, or at least more Saint like than a baseball card sold by the Vatican.

In fact, I think it’s time to go one further. I want to start a business that sends four different phones a picture of a bloody wound, and then you put those phones on your hands and feet, and voila, Stigmobile!

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