Monday, December 10, 2007

WHO WOULD JESUS SHOOT?

"You are a sinner. Tickle my balls."

A gunman opened fire at a mega church and missionary center 65 miles apart in Colorado Sunday morning, killing four people before being killed. First let me say that I’m against shooting people at church—I’m not an asshole.

But if you start randomly spraying lead into a congregation worshiping on Sunday morning, you have to be pretty damn sure there is no God—OR—you have to be convinced you’re doing God’s work cleansing his house of sin. Considering this was the casino-style mega church mall founded by meth-snortin’, asshole-reamin’ evangelist Ted Haggard, I’m guessing it could be either one.

There's something weird going one here. More on this as it comes out...

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