Tuesday, December 4, 2007

YOU CAN TAKE THE MAN OUT OF WHORIN' BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE WHORIN' OUT OF THE MAN

Mike Jones, the man who took Rev. Ted Haggard meth cock for cash, says he also slept with Senator Larry Craig. First reaction: so what, who hasn't been fucked by a Senator?

But look at the guy's face. How much do you think it cost for some dude to punch fuck him till his right eye went lazy? (his right, your left). Look at that man, he has taken a serious beating on one side of his face. "Here's the deal, you can do whatever you want to me, just use your left hand."

Why Ted Haggard and Larry Craig didn't just fuck each other, I don't know. But I hear the professional closet queers love to fight-fuck man whores.

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