"And on the eighth day, God created man’s ultimate predator, the T-rex, King of the thunder lizards and put him on earth with soft, slow, defenseless people, and paradise was complete."
The Mt. Blanco Fossil Museum, a creationist museum that believes man co-existed with dinosaurs, is being forced to auction off some their prized fossils to raise enough funds to stay open. I’m sure they’ll fetch top dollar for their 3,000 year-old brontosaurus.
Unless someone's building a very elaborate and high budget putt-putt course, God may not create light at the museum.
Too be fair, I probably would have invested in Dinojesus too. Seemed like the right idea at the right time.