Wednesday, January 16, 2008


Mitt Romney, too holy to be contained in a photograph.

Mitt Romney won Michigan, which is no big surprise, his dad was Governor there. That's like winning cutest kid at the office when you're the only stupid son-of-a-bitch that shows up for take your kid to work day a day late.

While campaigning in South Carolina, Mitt tried to relate to the voters by joking that Southerners and people from Massachusetts have something in common: we both hate Yankees. Good one, Yankee Fag. I sure know my family's and I still upset about that time George Steinbrenner burnt a path from Atlanta to the sea.

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