Thursday, January 10, 2008

IRANIAN NAVY EMPLOYS DRUNK REDNECK TACTICS

"Death to America! Rijiv! I am have having the time of my life!
Death to Americaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Whew Hew!!!"

The United States has lodged a formal diplomatic protest with Iran over a weekend incident in which Iranian speedboats harassed U.S. warships in the Persian Gulf.

That’s right, the most powerful military in the world has to file a complaint about speedboats. Fucking speedboats. When did our Navy turn into the grumpy old man of the sea?

I find it amusing that the Iranian military is like those generically inaccurate stereo-typical villains from early Jackie Chan movies. Next thing you know, a flash mob of punks on dirt bikes, wearing neon batting gloves, matching head bands and oddly shaped sunglasses will surround the Marines on the Afghani border.

Now I’m all for invading Iran. This war is going to be so much fun to watch.

2 comments:

Dave Dragon said...

It was a speed boat that took out the USS Cole.

USS Cole

Peter Grumbine said...

well that's not a very funny angle, dave.