Thursday, January 3, 2008

MISSED CONGENIALITY

Undated photo from a sexy chicks with guns calender shot inside a beef processing plant. That gives me a boner for so many reasons.

Former "Miss Pima County" and "Miss Desert Sun," Kamari Fullbright (no relation to the scholarship) and three other men have been charged with kidnapping, armed robbery, and aggravated robbery. "Aggravated robbery?" you ask-- well, you know how chicks are.

If only she had cleaned, assembled, locked, loaded, and shot someone for her talent, she could have swept the Miss America pageant.

A word to the captors: if you've been kidnapped by a hot chick that poses for jizz mop, gun toter calenders and prances through minor league pageants in the South West, it ain't that hard to escape. Just throw her some beads, or tell her her dad called. That'd make her happy.
I'm guessing a little meth might have been involved here.

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