Thursday, January 3, 2008

ORANGE JUICE SUCKS NEXT YEAR

"God damn global warmin froze my fuckin oranges. Act of God my ass."

Much of the state of Florida frosted over last night with temperatures going as low as 20 degrees with snow flurries, but the citrus farmers say everything's okay.

All I know is I ain't taking any financial advice from these guys--

I have to assume God is trying to kill everyone in the state before they fuck up the presidential primary in a couple of weeks.

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