"What if I tell people to call me 'Christodoulos?' You think that's too much on top of the hat, the beard, the golden staff, the three medallions, the million dollar robe, the solid gold throne, and the portrait of a saint with my face painted over? No? Then Christodoulos it is!"
Archbishop Christodoulos, the leader of the Greek Orthodox Church also died today. After the death of "Gordon B. Hinckley, President and Prophet of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints," and now "Christodoulos," it seems like God’s finally started work on that list of religious leaders with completely bullshit names.
By the way, if you're not familiar with the Greek Orthodox Church, they make the Vatican seem tasteful and understated.