Wednesday, January 2, 2008

U CAN'T INVEST IN THIS!

If your business has a fish-eyed headshot,
you'll probably loose all your money.

MC Hammer is promoting a new website where people submit videos of themselves dancing, and viewers vote on in a virtual tournament. It actually sounds like a decent idea that could work, until you hear Hammer's input on the whole internet craze:

"When everybody started raving about the Internet, I always wondered, 'If it's so great, why can't you see my videos on the Internet?'" Hammer added, "It looks like technology has finally caught up with my vision."

Yes, technology, science, and American innovation have finally caught up with MC Hammer, it's just too bad a reliable income hasn't.

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