Wednesday, January 16, 2008


"Sorry for the blackout y'all, I was smokin' a brisket."

Dozens of people around Stephanville, Texas have seen a giant, silent object flying extremely low and quickly, and unlike an airplane. Here's the thing, these also happen to be people of very, very strong faith, and alien spacecraft run directly apposed to their Jesus Faith.

So if these people say they saw a UFO, they fucking saw a UFO. No one said it looked like Jesus or had four horsemen driving it or a beast with seven Britney heads. This shit ain't in the Bible, so you know they're not making it up.

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