Wednesday, February 20, 2008

30 DAY SEX SCAM!

Pastor Paul Wirth of the Relevant Church (their adjective, not mine) is challenging married couples to have sex every day for 30 days, in order to help combat our nation’s divorce epidemic.

While most married men would jump at that offer at first, upon second consideration, anyone who’s ever been in a relationship with a woman, would realize that you can’t have sex 30 days in a row, because sometime in that last week, something very ungodly will happen.

"There's no need to be so formal and uptight Johnny, we can rap! I'm cool! I'm not like other pastors. Now tell me, do you ever feel different than the other boys?"

Seems to me, Paul Wirth may be a deeply closeted man (except for a couple of hours each day in the afternoon) who hides his sin in his job as pastor of a get-rich-quick self-help 21st century online church. Well there’s a flaw in your gimmick, media manwhore-- women bleed.

Here’s some advice, self-appointed Pastor Wirth, if you want to get your chunk of church change and tap into the Christian self-help market, just be yourself, and preach/sell what comes natural to you. I’m sure “Gay for Jesus” could be an overnight sensation.

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