Monday, February 11, 2008

ASS FROM OTHER NATION PREDICTS OBAMA ASSASSINATION

Barack Obama rests assured that if a racist assassine has only one bullet, he will live.

Nobel Laureate Doris Lessing has predicted if Obama gets elected he will be assassinated, presumably because he’s black. However, there’s a simple solution, nominate someone blacker than Obama as Vice President, like say Flav-a-Flav. The notion of having 28 gold teeth in the oval office somehow makes Obama seem a lot more half white and a lot less half black.

It’s called the Cheney Strategy: appoint a VP that regularly makes people say, “Man, I hope the President doesn’t die.”

By the way, the author is British. Can’t she go back to hating Pakis and African immigrants and leave us to our own racial issues?

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