Wednesday, February 27, 2008

CHINESE RIVERS RUN RED!

“Yes, it reminds me when I was a boy. I used to come down to this very river bank with my father and watch the government slaughter hundreds of innocent women for make patriotism!
Dinner! Get back over here now!”

A major river system in China is running red and bubbling. The Chinese government’s official position is that the color is caused by pollution, which probably comes from all the cancer causing chemicals in products made for America. But of course whenever the Chinese government makes an official statement, you know it’s not true, so more likely, the rivers are running red because some of those factory workers tried to organize.

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