Tuesday, February 19, 2008


"As you die, know that I will put under the knife your children and wipe your seed from this earth forever."

Steve Irwin’s son was bit by his first snake over the weekend, which is the equivalence of your first drink in the Baldwin family. This is the kid who the Croc Hunter held in front of that crocodile when he was a baby causing everyone to freak out. The kid is young, but he knows his lineage and was proud to get his first bight, which makes me guess, his attempts to please his dead father’s memory and the media’s blood lust for a juicy story will lead this kid to a more untimely and gruesome death than Jamie Lynn Spears pet punching bag.

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