Monday, February 25, 2008

MILITANT FATASSISM THREATENS AMERICA!

Obvious target for both a terrorist and heart attack.

A new study shows that obesity kills far more Americans then terrorism and will continue to do so in the future. While it’s interesting to compare these two statistics, it’s more useful to combine them and see that putting a Kentucky-Fried-Pizza-Bell on every corner of the globe is killing us twice over.

Operation Chicken fried Foreigner receives mixed reactions.

Some people say placing fastfood restaurants in foreign countries is a natural evolution of American capitalism, however, I suspect it may be closer to a natural evolution of the Opium Wars. Fried Chicken's catchier than cigarettes and heroin wrapped in bacon.

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