Wednesday, February 6, 2008

GOD HATES SUPER TUESDAY, POSSIBLY YOU

"Look God, I prayed an' you said 'Huckabee.' If you had said, 'that black guy' I might have voted for him."

Considering we still don’t have a clear Democratic front-runner on Whatever Wednesday, and there’s a path of death and destruction from tornados, sleet, and snow in several voting states that both went to Mike Huckabee and Hillary Clinton, one can only conclude that God's probably not evangelical and he hates Hillary too. What is it about her that even an omnipotent and all-forgiving deity can’t quite warm to? I think it’s that look on her face.

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