Wednesday, February 6, 2008

HAPPY SAINT REAGAN'S DAY!

Today is Ronald Reagan’s birthday. Everywhere across the country, Republicans have huddled together with friends and family to microwave a processed ham and listening to "Born in the USA" without a hint of irony, and talk about how lazy poor people and Union workers are.

Reagan obsessed legislatures, who often have slicked down comb-over haircuts even if they’re not bald, continue to work to put Ronnie’s portrait on the $100 bill. If they succeed, I can safely say that will be the most ironic line of coke ever.

Happy St. Reagan’s day, have a Chesterfield—they’re not part of the war on drugs.

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