Wednesday, February 6, 2008

HOMELESSEXUALS

“Let me tell you about three things I love: America, bicycles, and little boys’ penises.”


The State of Florida is trying to remove a band of sex offenders living under a bridge in Miami. Their community includes a kitchen, a gym, beds, a living room, and homeless dogs who are not necessarily sex offenders. Since states have forced sex offenders to reveal their criminal record when applying for hoursing, panty-sniffin’ shanty towns like this one have popped up all across the country, including Pedophildelphia, Rape Britain, and Young Manhattan.

One things' for sure, the RHCP's song "Under the Bridge" seems a whole lot weirder now.

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