Thursday, February 14, 2008


"It's my body, I'll do what I want with it! Whatever, you don't know me! You're just jealous of what I got goin' on!"

A zoo in Sydney is celebrating the news that one of their elephants is pregnant. Problem is, she’s only 9 years old, which is the equivalence of a 12 year-old human girl, or an 8 year-old who’s eaten too many beef hormones.

Some animal activists are outraged saying the zoo should not have let it happen, but c’mon, have you ever tried to stop an elephant from fucking? Plus, you know how girls are at that age, if you forbid her from doin’ something, she’s going to do it even more and be out whorin’ it up with every elephant in Australia.

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