Monday, February 25, 2008


"You're gonna wanna shake him there and get him pissed off to make sure Jesus really loves you."

According to a new study by the Pew group, says that more Americans than ever have changed religions in their life. Up to 44% of Americans have changed their religion or denomination, which at least explains why so many churches have the word “First” in their name—they’re beta versions.

The study sheds some light on why church and state should remain separate. Our government is resistant to change; where as our faith and religious affiliations are subject to temperamental trends and short-lived whims as flighty as Hannah Montana hysteria or a mega church’s mortgage.

God bless America, ‘cause we’re still tryin’ to figure out how to bless you.

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