Thursday, February 21, 2008

SERBIA KOSOVO PHLOG

"Look dude, Kosovo wants her independence-- you’ve got to accept that. I know it’s hard bro, but you gotta let her go. There’s plenty of other ethnic principalities out there."
"Nooooo!!!"


Ethnic Albanians in Kosovo sought independence from Serbian nationalists in the former country of Yugoslavia which was once under Soviet rule, but now is less obviously controlled by Russia in the aftermath of the Balkan wars amongst the Serbs, Croats, Bosniaks, Herznogovinians, and Macedonians. Oh, and on top of that, there was also a genocide a few years back.

How about we just put our hands up in the air and walk away from this clusterfuck slowly?

"Remind me again, which ones are we supposed to beat the shit out of and what do they look like?"

“Excuse me sir... sir! Yes, excuse me, but that’s my embassy, and I was wondering why you’re burning it? Oh… Bush? Okay.”

I got so caught up in our election that I forgot about Bush fucking up the rest of the whole world.

Did somebody tell them that 9 out of 10 Americans can’t find their country on a map, nor do they want to?

Hey shithead, if America really was Nazis, your ethnic Serbian ass would be gassed in a camp.

That’s great. America’s a cowboy riding Europe. Hell yeah, saddle up, Euro nancies! Whew hew! Cowboys suck, unless you are one.

A Serbian nationalist, retarded by patriotism.

That’s so hot. Chicks that support Putin are great, because they’ll put up with all sorts of bullshit, and they’re really easy to impress, plus you can buy her from her father for a medium-sized block of cheese.

Serbian grandmothers.

"Springbreak 08!!! Whew! Keep Serbia united!!! Whew!!!"

There you go, that should fix hundreds of years of fighting and killing over land and ethnic identity.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow, you're really ignorant

Anonymous said...

Serbian bitches got what they deserved.