Monday, February 25, 2008

THERE IS NO BUDDHIST GOD

"I'm at one with everything, except this astigmatism."

A Buddhist monk was recently chopped to death by a runaway lawnmower in London while he was caring for the lawn at his ineptly named “Peace Pagoda.”

Having your holy men chased down and killed by rogue lawnmowers may seem like a pretty bad indication of Lord’s will, but then again seeing the miraculous son of God strapped to a wooden cross and left to die in the sun for three days probably seemed like a bit of a setback too. Maybe 2000 years from now, every Buddhist will wear a little gold John Deere necklace and meditate on a rotary tiller.

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