Monday, February 4, 2008

WANTED: EXORCIST- MUST BE GOOD WITH PEOPLE, DEMONS

The man's knuckles on the right tell the real story.


The Vatican says they don’t have enough priests trained to perform exorcisms anymore, or at least ones who can do it with a straight face. While the devil’s clutch does seem to be everywhere these days, fortunately, seizure medication not only stops demon possession, it also prevents future demons from possessing your fragile soul, plus it doesn’t try to play with your balls after you pass out. There's few right's of passage for a priest in the Catholic church as highly esteemed as the Exorgasm.

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