Monday, March 10, 2008

ACTUAL DEATH STAR ROCKETS TOWARDS EARTH!

Suddenly, making my minimum monthly payments seems a lot less important.

A death star WR 104 is heading towards Earth and could destroy us all with an explosive gamma burst. The death star is actually two imploding stars orbiting around each other, making it far more dangerous, like when Britney and Paris used to hang out together and their sneezing walrus vaginas fall out of their skirts.


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