Thursday, March 6, 2008

ARMY OF ONE

"Welcome to the Army, son. Don't get shot and wear a rubber."

Investigators in New York are looking for a man who set off a bomb at an Army recruiting office in Times Square. I hate the war in Iraq as much as anybody, but let’s think about our priorities here. Legally Blond the Musical has been playing across the street for months, and that festering pile of pink shit has done more to ruin American culture than any terrorist or war ever could, and nobody's thrown even one molotov cocktail. We're in trouble, people.

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