Tuesday, March 4, 2008

HIGH ON MT. SINAI

"Stop coveting my ass! You're coveting my ass! Though shall not covet thy neighbor's ass!"

A professor of cognitive psychology at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem claims that Moses was high on psychedelic drugs when God gave him the 10 commandments and saw the burning bush. Now, everyone in unison, “that’s what I been sayin’
!"

Plus it adds credence to my theory that Moses didn’t part the Red Sea, he just passed out ‘til low tide.


I don’t know whether I find it comforting or concerning that early Biblical days were like a Phish parking lot, but one thing’s for sure, those Jews in Hollywood sold out big time.

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