If Angelina really wanted to bring about change through the UN, she’d realize those lips weren’t made for talkin’…
To draw attention to the plight of women in Africa, Angelina has forgone feminine hygiene products.
“No, wait, there’s still an emptiness that needs to be filled by having my picture taken.”
“No, you gotta squint your eyes more, we’re doing number 3- concerned we may need to be somewhere more important. That’s it.”
Angelina unknowingly cosigns Frank's third mortgage.
“Well, I rode you, I guess it’s only fair…”
“Someday I’ll show them. I’m gonna stop doin’ blow and adopt like fifty fuckin’ kids. Then Dad’ll love me.”
“And these two represent the genetic kidney maladies of the Maori.”
“And this one represents how emotionally fucked up I am. Rorrrrr!”
“Okay, I need you to look sad now. Go to a dark place, think of something from your past… that’s it. Wow! Okay... we may need a little less dark place.”
“At first I was content with how envious of us people were in America, but you’re right this is way better.”
“This is going to be the best film adaptation of Othello ever. And they thought Salma Hayek got involved in Frida. I’m adopting the whole fucking cast.”
Whatever happened to the good ol’ days, when you went to a foreign country to get rid of a baby?