Monday, March 24, 2008

I SAID "COCKPIT" NOT "COCK IT!"

The mirror behind the bar at the US Airways captain’s lounge after five preflight scotches.

A US Airlines pilot’s handgun discharged during a flight from Denver to Charlotte. Now, I’m no gun expert, but I do know the number one cause of a gun firing, is somebody pulling the trigger.

And what’s the number one connection between firearm accidents and pilot error? Booze. If you think flying a plane drunk is fun, you should try flying a plane drunk and waving around a loaded handgun. It’ll add three inches to your manhood.

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