I don’t expect much out of movies or TV these days, but at least show some creativity when you’re ruining a young person’s life, Hollywood. Isn’t that why you dropped out of law school?
Ahhh, such a sweet young, all-American girl, barely willing to show her panties to millions of strangers.
“Let me check my pulse… Okay, I’m cool for another!”
"Can somebody get me a god damned wireless signal and a god damned coke tray before I fuck two things up at once!?!"
It looks like she was just punched in the face by some dude she fucks, which would probably be a sign of a healthier relationship with herself than it not having happened and still looking like this.
You know you’ve made a shitty movie when one of the country's top pieces of ass plays a stripper and you still can’t sell a ticket. Hell, I’ve seen “Showgirls” dozens of times, and Elizabeth Berkely looks and dances like a small-tittied horse with a perm and different size high heels on each huff.
I’ve never taken enough pills to give myself one lazy eyelid. I couldn’t shit for weeks, but my eye lids generally operated in stereo. Plus, are those her mom’s hands? Oh, and knives?
I’m not sure what the opposite of “sexy” is, but I think it might be a woman coughing while she shows you her cooter.