Tuesday, March 18, 2008

THE NEW JERSEY BRIDGE

“You see, I’d be like this, then he’d be behind me, just goin’ crazy on my ass.”

A new report from former NJ Governor James McGreevey has said he and the governor partook in three-way sex with the governor’s wife. Dina Matos McGreevey denies ever taking part in the threesomes, and says, if anything, she was just watching her husband fuck some dude.

The three allegedly called referred to their trysts as a “Friday Night Special.” And even worse, the three of them used to meet at T. G. I. Fridays before taking turns fucking and sucking each other. Thank goodness it’s Friday indeed, because nothing loosens the nerves and orifices like some spinach dip and a corn syrup mojito.

You really must feel the burden of your entire family on your shoulders, when the only thing separating your husband’s dick from his aide’s cock is the quarter inch of flesh between your hoo-hoo and your boo-hoo.

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