Tuesday, March 11, 2008

POT CALLS THE KETTLE A FAKE RELIGION

“Hey, all I did was decapitate the statue of the local patron saint. It’s not like I drank a cup of coffee or held hands with a girl.”

The Church of Latter Day Saints apologized to Catholics after pictures surfaced of three Mormon missionaries mocking and destroying a Catholic church. I’m not saying the Catholic Church is perfect, but it takes some pretty brass balls to mock any church when your religion was founded after a golden salamander told a convicted criminal and debtor to flee town and marry a bunch of blank-faced broads in ankle-length skirts.
“Get this shit… they think Jesus rose from the dead… oh wait… so do we…”

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