Tuesday, April 22, 2008


Now that you mention it, this dude is kind of killing my boner.

12 men in Kinshasa, Africa have been beaten to death by angry mobs after they were accused of making local fella’s penises shrink or disappear with witchcraft. Now let’s assume for a minute that this witchcraft is fake, it takes some pretty big balls to publicly announce that your dick is so small that some dude must have put a supernatural spell on it causing it to shrink, go limp, or even disappear, because at the end of the day, even if a witch did cause it, you just showed your lifeless little dick to the whole village.

I want to buy a giant vat of Viagra, move to Africa and live like a God. Could you imagine? Even the AIDS would have AIDS.

The worst part of this whole thing is, these whiny small-dicked Africans are killing their American brethren’s only positive stereotype.

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