Monday, April 7, 2008

AUSSIE! AUSSIE AUSSIE!... OH! EW! UCK!

Look, she's got her dad's eyes... and her dad's eyes...

A 61 year-old Australian man and his 39 year-old daughter appeared on Aussie TV with their 9 month-old daughter last night. That’s right, the old bastard knocked up his daughter, and they have a relationship… or two. The child appears to be healthy, but just wait till she can talk.

The man said he just “wants to be treated with respect.” Well, then stop fucking your daughter.

Isolated, island ecosystems are known to generate accelerated and unique evolution, like the duck-billed platypus, the kangaroo, and giant beer cans, but I hope Australians won’t all start knocking up their daughters. However, that level of incest and ensuing retardation would certainly lead a “Young Einstein” sequel.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Somewhere deep down is a funny side to this foul tale...and here it is:
http://www.newmatilda.com/2008/04/10/when-your-heart-belongs-daddy