Tuesday, April 8, 2008

BURNT OUT!

"And I'll spin these here... feel all that attention?"
"I love it! It's like my father never abandoned me!"

A 31 year-old stripper in Shreveport, Louisiana caught fire on stage and was rushed to the hospital after a fire blowing routine went array. Once you hit 30 in a strip club, you need a gimmick to compete, so you either blow fire or the customers, and it looks like she’ll have to stop blowing fire now.

It’s a shocking reality for a 31 year-old stripper. Think about it: if she’s 31 now, she’ll be in her 40’s by the time she puts herself through college and medical school with the money she’s been saving from stripping.

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